Christmas In Mexico:
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
The Letter X (is fucking bullshit)
The letter X. It’s the twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet. It’s been used to mark buried treasure, as a symbol for sex, and to make things seem cooler than they actually are.
It’s also fucking bullshit.
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| “Yeah, that’ll work.” |
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Why Everyone Needs To Stop Hating On Bieber
RIDOUT: Hi there, everyone! I’m here today with Justin Bieber. How’s it going, Bieber?
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| Pictured: Bieber |
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
How To Live Forever: Part I
We’ve all been in that awkward situation where you’ve accidentally climbed into the hippopotamus cage at the zoo and you start thinking to yourself, “Damn. I would be far less concerned about that horrifying beast walking towards me if I could just live forever.”
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| Seriously, so awkward... |
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
The Alien Perspective: Cars
To: The Intergalactic Imperial Alliance
From: Dr. Gargu Lak’tu
Date: Cycle 63/7 8829JB
Subject: RE: Your findings
Greetings, Great Ruler. May the stars shine well upon your spawn.
As you know, I have spent the last intergalactic business year studying the strange creatures we call Earthlings, and at last I feel that I am ready to submit my findings to you.
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