Saturday, February 5, 2011

The Alien Perspective: Cars


To: The Intergalactic Imperial Alliance
From: Dr. Gargu Lak’tu
Date: Cycle 63/7 8829JB
Subject: RE: Your findings

Greetings, Great Ruler.  May the stars shine well upon your spawn.

As you know, I have spent the last intergalactic business year studying the strange creatures we call Earthlings, and at last I feel that I am ready to submit my findings to you.