Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Adventures of Tee & DanO: Part IV

Gangs and Liver Transplants:

Tee: If we go to LA and never leave will that make us illegal immigrants?

DanO: I don’t think we can afford LA.  We'd have to join a gang or something...I’m thinking we head to Oakland.

Tee: I thought we'd just join a gang...

DanO: Spend all our money on drugs and tattoos?

Tee: Yeah, that sounds solid, but you forgot alcohol.

DanO: Naw, I don’t drink.  Lost my liver last weekend.

Tee: Pussy.  Don’t you have two?  Or is that just kidneys?  Fuck, pretty sure that’s just kidneys.  Whatever.  I’m sure they do fucking liver transplants or some shit.

DanO: They might.

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