Gandalf: The Worst Wizard Ever?

Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings is, without a doubt, one of the most iconic wizards off all time.  So iconic, in fact, that few people ever stop to question whether or not he’s actually a good wizard.  The truth is he’s not.  In fact, not only is Gandalf a shitty wizard, he’s also a fucking dick.

The Adventures of Tee & DanO: Part I

The Casino:

Monopoly: The Movie

Dear Michael Bay,

On several occasions in the past, I may have implied that you were The Antichrist. Despite the fact that you will almost certainly never find out, I would like to apologize to you, Michael Bay. This of course is despite the fact that you will never hear this apology either, due to the fact that your fan mail disclaimer clearly explains that you instantly delete any submissions that include parts of a script.

That’s right, Michael Bay, you heard me (except, not actually) correctly: A script.

You see, Michael Bay...